Greta Thunberg - Climate Crisis Celebrity - Theologian
Climate Crisis celebrity, Greta Thunberg, announces her upcoming trip to Guyana. The Chinese Government has offered Greta free and carbon neutral flight on a soon to be released Spy Weather Balloon that will be taking arial photos of the dense jungle of the Essequibo region, as well as collecting data information from American and British war ships currently patrolling the Essequibo Region's off-shore claimed area.
China's Spy Weather Balloon has been fitted with a luxurious dirigible cabin for Greta's flight. The cabin, is crafted in lightweight and renewable bamboo, even to linens, towels, and kitchen tools. An exercise area features a rudder controlling bicycle for Greta to carbon neutrally direct the Chinese Spy Weather balloon's flight path across The Pacific Ocean to the northern region of South America.
Guyana's Essequibo Region's shore is plagued by dangerous petroleum reserves located by a capitalist death cult ExxonMobil-led consortium. Venezuela wants in on the proceeds that will ultimately endanger the carefully crafted Climate Crisis by producing oil for transportation, heat, and products that make life on earth better through products like eye correcting glasses, clothing, and red solo cups. The Essequibo Region's oil reserves, if developed, threaten the Climate Crisis Plan.
Brazil's top diplomat for Latin America and the Caribbean, Gisela Padovan, said the main road connection between Venezuela and Guyana is through Brazilian territory due the inaccessible terrain of the Esequibo, but its use in any military action would not be accepted by her country.
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/ ... 023-12-05/
Upon reaching the area over the one highway into the dense and sparsely populated Essequibo Region, Climate Crisis celebrity, Greta Thunberg will exit the bamboo cabin wearing a bamboo fiber HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) suit and parasail to military protected border highway. Upon landing, Greta will Gorilla Glue herself to the Highway in protest of Venezuela's incursion into the pristine, original and indigenous jungle of Guyana's Essequibo River Region.
Stay tuned to TPC for further Greta, The Climate Crisis celebrity video clips and photos.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/27/2023, 1:47 pm — Replies 2 — Views 197